lolitics

1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.

2:An image in the lolotics category

"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"

"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"

by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitician

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.

My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.

by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolbit

a nice person who may be a bitch in sister location but eh OOH YIKES THAT ONE WAS WORSE THAN LISTENING TO PEOPLE DEBATE MY GENDER HAHAHA this was made by funtime foxy

oh its a lolbit lets see how much poke balls can i throw at it

by a fox with a small dick August 26, 2020

logitech

A computer speaker/keyboard/mouse/cam/gaming products manufacturer with great quality.

I got this awesome new logitech mouse.

by Amer August 2, 2003

sweet Lolita

Sweet Lolita (or Ama Lolita) is a Japanese fashion type that is characterized by light-colored, modest, cute-appearing dress with a lot of lace and frills. This is typically limited to Japanese teen and young adult women, but rarely guys may adopt this style too. The true sweet Lolita (as contrasted with the Gothic Lolita) tends to favor white or pink base colors with floral embroidery and concentrate on looking as sweet and cute as possible. The fabric used may consist of not just solid colors but floral and fruit prints, resulting in an appearance that is extremely sweet and like Victorian little girls. The character Momoko in Kamikaze Girls (Shimotsuma Monogatari) is an example of someone who is the true sweet Lolita.

Sakura enjoyed modeling her sweet Lolita outfit in her promenade in town.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 27, 2006

Loljitsu

The act of making someone LOL so hard that they die, or in other words, killing them without laying a hand on them, causing one to feel like a ninja.

I practice LOLjitsu by watching Comedy Central.

by TMaq February 6, 2010

Lolita Lempicka

A term used when wringing the other fellas/cunt nugget neck to the point where they pass out

Me: I’m gonna Lolita Lempicka the other fellas neck
Ed:you should just report him to the guards

Me: I guess but he’s just such a cunt nugget though

by MMfangirl February 19, 2020