lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022

Lo mein brai

Wmmyou get the lo mein brain from tik tok

She downloaded the tik tok and the Chinese gave her the lo mein brain. Nothing but a zombie now. Her barin turned into Ramen noodles.

by Tree sap May 1, 2023

Dong Lo Mein

When your pubes are longer than your dick.

Damn that boy hairy. I bet he has some serious dong lo mein.

by Freshboi May 14, 2021

Eminent Lo Mein

When property, like a Chinese restaurant, is seized by the Chinese government to make way for another public-sector or private-sector enterprise and inadequate compensation, or no compensation at all, is paid to the owner of that property.

Alternatively, it would be a prize given to a professional Chinese chef who makes the best lo mein around.

When the Three Gorges Dam was built the Chinese government declared Eminent Lo Mein and thousands of Chinese restaurants were seized and shut down in order to make way for the new reservoir.

Hu Wang Fat makes the best lo mein in Albany, NY. He should receive an Eminent Lo Mein award Culinary Institute.

by Nickelman from the boonies. June 21, 2013

Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.

Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.

by Freshboi May 17, 2021

back alley lo mein

When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.

Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?

Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?

Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.

by KingPhene February 4, 2024

lomeinkenneth

a person who does not pay their dues & often lacks the usage of words (uses emojis for every response)

That lomeinkenneth guy surely did not pay the fees that were requested. What a scumbag cheapskate.

by poopielydoopiely January 20, 2021