Lizzie McGuire 

A character created by teen retarded monkey, Hilary Duff. Lizzie was conceived after Hilary was on an endless train of thought. I thought you didn't belive me. She was really having a sleepover with the Fucking Olsen Twins. "A cartoon version of myself?! That's Hilaryarious!!!!!111!!11!!1!!11111!111"
Yeah, she is the biggest prick of all time. Hilary herself is completly untalented and earns money off of crap targeted towards Tweens. Yeah, it's that bad.

"Sorry, I may be -The Omega Master, but I have no hilarious quote."-The Omega Master

Lizzie McGuire by -The Omega Master February 26, 2005

lizzie mcguire 

a strange little girl that haunts hillary duff day and night. lizzie mcguire is hillary duffs worst nightmare.

the thing that makes teenage girls run around naked

Hillary: aaww man Im having my period!
Lizzie: hah hah look at you and your std's
Hillary: please quit making fun of me!

lizzie mcguire by milkshake January 20, 2005

lizzie mcguire 

a female, teenage cockteaser who's just beggin for some dick

A fucked that Lizzie McGuire. She's a freaky ho!

lizzie mcguire by Nate June 4, 2003

lizzie mcguire 

A lesbian rich dumb blond, who is horrible at acting, singing, and only got in by fuckin the producer. She has no talent and should return to her hiding space under a rock somewhere.

NO ONE'S LIFE IS REALLY LIKE THAT YOU ASS! get over yourself!

lizzie mcguire by wouldntulike2no August 16, 2003

lizzie mcguire 

THE WORST SHOW IN THE WORLD! It includes Hilary Duff, the worst actress and singer in the entire world. The show is mainly to target little 10 year old glitter faced girls to be superficial or like Hilary Duff. A bad show to influence young girls, it teaches them that looking good and getting hot (and dumb) guys is what life is all about.

"Like omg!! Ethan is so hot! He is a major hottie! I taught him how to spell orange the other day. He looked totally cute when I taught him that!! And I love him more!!"

lizzie mcguire by This kid August 5, 2005

Lizzie McGuire 

A TV show where this preppy loser thinks that she has the worst life and that we should listen to her because her nail is broken. Many children in Africa are sick while she thinks that not having the perfect clothing for her date with some dildo is more important. The show is useless, and only girls in the 2nd grade who wear Barbie makeup watch and like that show. This show should just die. And Lizzie McGuire should die. Words cannot explain my passionate hate for the show...and the actress.

Girl: Lizzie, I have cancer....can you cure me?

Lizzie McGuire the Whore: Are ya trippin, nigga? I gotta go buy some condoms, and maybe some tape to shut yo ugly ass up!

Did I prove my point?

ROCK ON! xXxI'm not OKayxXx

Lizzie McGuire by xXxI'm not OkayxXx November 26, 2006

lizzie mcguire 

A cool show and a cool movie. But she needs to stop the singing.

I like Lizzie McGuire

lizzie mcguire by PuNkY July 15, 2003