Boss city, shame about the scallies. Fuckin dozy-arse bastards that they are. Oh well. Love the place otherwise. Good music scene (and no, I don't mean The Coral and all them shite bands).
by BTMNKY January 12, 2004
Get the liverpoolmug. A complete hellhole. A town full of sordid, tango-tanned scrubbers and thick, ignorant, aggressive scallies. If you've ever seen the Burt Reynolds film 'Deliverance you'll have some idea what these people are like. These slackjawed, shaven-headed morons (otherwise known as 'friendly, witty scousers') are amongst the most violent and bigoted people on the planet. If you have the misfortune to live here ( and I do), for god's sake don't show any individuality, and try not to be from an ethnic background because they'll very probably kill you. Laughably this dump was awarded 'European City of Culture' for 2008, notwithstanding the fact that its so-called 'culture' consists of the 'Beatles' who left here in 1963 and never came back, and some of the worst clubs on earth playing the cretinous 'scouse-house'. Here are some tips for fitting in if you have the bad luck to end up here. These tips should ensure survival:
1. wear a tracksuit (women may wear pyjamas)
2. shave your head (women should be bottle blond)
3. develop a guttural whine (both sexes)
4. gob on the floor frequently (experts recommend at least every 10 steps) (both sexes)
5. try not to finish a sentence without using the F word at least fourteen times (again, both sexes)
6. steal anything that isn't nailed down
7. talk in an extremely loud voice (as you're so 'witty' everyone will want to hear your opinions)
8. glare at everyone in a threatening manner, especially students, 'goths' and anyone perceived to be'gay'
9. Call anyone not wearing a tracksuit 'gay' then beat them up
10. tell everyone how 'scousers are the friendliest people in the world aren't they though?'
1. wear a tracksuit (women may wear pyjamas)
2. shave your head (women should be bottle blond)
3. develop a guttural whine (both sexes)
4. gob on the floor frequently (experts recommend at least every 10 steps) (both sexes)
5. try not to finish a sentence without using the F word at least fourteen times (again, both sexes)
6. steal anything that isn't nailed down
7. talk in an extremely loud voice (as you're so 'witty' everyone will want to hear your opinions)
8. glare at everyone in a threatening manner, especially students, 'goths' and anyone perceived to be'gay'
9. Call anyone not wearing a tracksuit 'gay' then beat them up
10. tell everyone how 'scousers are the friendliest people in the world aren't they though?'
by the masked nanker September 16, 2008
Get the liverpoolmug. by flough dow August 29, 2010
Get the liverpoolmug. Liverpool, as in English city.
With Liverpool, there's numerous attractions. Below is just what I can think of at the top of my head. Put it this way - Liverpool has a lot going for it.
Night life: Amazing. The Concert Square, Mathew Street and Victoria Street areas are major hot spots.
Shopping: Liverpool ONE, Cavern Walks, Metquarter, Bold Street
Sports: Liverpool Football Club, Everton Football Club, Aintree Racecourse
Music history: Two words - The Beatles!
Other history: Titanic
Restaurants: So, so many good restaurants all over Liverpool!
Architecture: Two cathedrals, St. George's Hall, Liver Building etc. etc.
Other stuff: Cool museums, art galleries and theatre shows to bout!
With Liverpool, there's numerous attractions. Below is just what I can think of at the top of my head. Put it this way - Liverpool has a lot going for it.
Night life: Amazing. The Concert Square, Mathew Street and Victoria Street areas are major hot spots.
Shopping: Liverpool ONE, Cavern Walks, Metquarter, Bold Street
Sports: Liverpool Football Club, Everton Football Club, Aintree Racecourse
Music history: Two words - The Beatles!
Other history: Titanic
Restaurants: So, so many good restaurants all over Liverpool!
Architecture: Two cathedrals, St. George's Hall, Liver Building etc. etc.
Other stuff: Cool museums, art galleries and theatre shows to bout!
by bryanadamslover August 5, 2010
Get the Liverpoolmug. 'liverpool is great'
by Stephen Robinson December 30, 2005
Get the Liverpoolmug. all you steriotypical gimps should actually visit this city before you diss it, but you probably havent even been cos your too lower class
by steve t July 26, 2003
Get the Liverpoolmug. The best city in the world. Liverpool is culturally diverse and the people are a joy to be around. Liverpool is also a fantastic night out mainly due to the fact that Scousers love a good laugh and know how to have a good time. Unfortunatly Liverpool constantly battles with sterotyping usually believed by narrow minded idiots who have never actually visited the European Capital of Culture. Don't get me wrong Liverpool has its problems, but no more than any other big city.
Liverpool also has a unique accent with unique slang terms:
'Boss'- excellent/ really good
'Laaa'- mate/ friend
'bizees'- police
'maa' and 'daa'- mum and dad
'Boss'- excellent/ really good
'Laaa'- mate/ friend
'bizees'- police
'maa' and 'daa'- mum and dad
by northern_ girl_8 April 13, 2006
Get the Liverpoolmug.