Liquor Quicker dicker
Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.
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Liquor King
The alter ego of a normally passive gentleman. Brought on by whiskey, this particular ethanol emperor constantly berates females, steals without remembering, and can usually be found at your local bar, post last call. They are characterized by their severely abnormal levels of alcohol intake sometimes fueled by other chemicals such as cocaine or more prevalently in the Midwest crystal meth. This invariably feeds the king's ego until said male referrers to oneself as Liquor King.
I can drink more whiskey than you because I'm the Liquor King!
or:
I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!
or:
Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!
or:
I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!
or:
Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!
Liquor King by eldanko August 10, 2010
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liquor tampon
Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.
liquor tampon by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014
liquor dinner
Getting your drink on instead of eating dinner. Maybe to save calories, maybe because you're a drunkard.
liquor dinner by Darlinkakevina April 27, 2016
liquor sicc
I'm liquor sicc and I just might lose control
so load your clips loccs cause we ridin for our foes
-brotha lynch hung
so load your clips loccs cause we ridin for our foes
-brotha lynch hung
liquor sicc by Rain CiiTy September 20, 2009
Liquor Lobotomy
The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
Liquor Lobotomy by Somtaw January 26, 2010
Liquor Bones
Aches and pains throughout ones bones, as a result of multiple day's of binge drinking.
Liquor Bones may lead to early onset Osteoporosis
Symptoms may include but are not limited too: Dry knuckles, Shaking Hands, Loss of Motor Skills, Sore Bones, Tooth Aches, Sweat glazed skin, Blurred Vision.
Some people have reported symptoms of aching bones combined with their face feeling like a cooked ham
Liquor Bones may lead to early onset Osteoporosis
Symptoms may include but are not limited too: Dry knuckles, Shaking Hands, Loss of Motor Skills, Sore Bones, Tooth Aches, Sweat glazed skin, Blurred Vision.
Some people have reported symptoms of aching bones combined with their face feeling like a cooked ham
Hey Warren, I have the worst Liquor Bones from the last couple days of drinking.
O man I have the worst case of Liquor Bones after drinking that entire 26 last night.
O man I have the worst case of Liquor Bones after drinking that entire 26 last night.
Liquor Bones by Bone Master JG/JP May 9, 2012