offensive lineman

300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.

The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.

by HOGS ALL DAY December 16, 2011

Linkmaster

Someone who is always pasting great links into chat.

That Bent Angle is quite the effing linkmaster.

by Bent January 19, 2005

Lineman

Like electricians.....but with balls!

I lost my wife to that lineman down the street

by CacheRedneck June 12, 2020

madame linkmonger

an alternative moniker for the search engine google.

"where did you find that website?"
"madame linkmonger"

by joseph k January 8, 2006

Lineman

(Noun) A guy who remains sober enough to prevent his friend from sleeping with an ugly or dirty girl while his friend is shitfaced.

"Man, I can't believe I almost hit that! Good thing I had my lineman, Joey, to keep me out of trouble."

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

Linkiana

To send a porn link

Linkiana Bestie!

by Oil London June 23, 2021

Linkmon99

God Of Roblox

Zeph: who is linkmon99?
Nic: Your Mom!
Linkmon99:OOOOOOH

by Tetshsndj August 5, 2018