Linging out

This means that you spread out on the couch and just don't give a crap about what's going on!

In other words your awesome!!

tinna " I didnt do anything at all today except spread out on the couch"

Minka " Dude you were linging out all day"

by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013

Linguine On Rye

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.

Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

by Carlos Spicyweiner 69 May 16, 2021

Lingerlingus

Pronounced "LAHN-ger-LING-us." The act of removing one's partner's undergarments with one's mouth.

According to a witness at the scene, the victim was engaged in an act of lingerlingus when he inadvertently swallowed a bra hook and subsequently expired.

by gartholomew March 7, 2011

dick lingering

After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.

Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.

by Crack Help July 29, 2016

Lucifer’s Linguine

That spiritual cooking of marijuana

Yo, we’re having lucifer’s Linguine tonight if you wanna taste!

by dunber April 22, 2018

Linging

To explore a foreign city after consuming 2 to 3 beers; aspects of Linging include chatting with locals and staring for uncomfortably long times at landmarks.

My friend and I went Linging all over Amsterdam...did you know their monarch is a piss head and is known as Prince Pint?!

by tomislav87 August 18, 2017

Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009