lindsay lohan

Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts

I could see those Lindsay Lohans coming around the corner

by The Devil's Left Hand April 25, 2004

LINDSAY LOHAN

talented actress, not so great singer, has large breasts...wait sorry, HAD large breasts, was very pretty, but became a creepy scarecrow. oh yeah, became a blonde, too. red was her color.

Lindsay Lohan: IM NOT ANOREXIC!! ITS JSUT PUBLICITY!!GOSH!!!
Person: well, seeing your spine is pretty cool..

by flERGAM December 28, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

Slut who got a boob job at seventeen and tried to sleep with Collin Farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!

I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.

just because you have the power to make a record doesnt mean you have the talent to sing.

by Lindsay Nelson NOT Lohan May 9, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

A dumb bitch who doen't believe in panties

Lindsay Lohan, please put your clothes back on.

by skankymcskankerskank February 28, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.

by Mazmorrero January 5, 2012

lindsay lohan

an aids wagon

i just took a ride on lindsay lohan and got aids

by that guy whos always right August 9, 2009

lindsay lohan

offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.

lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.

by anti-conformist November 22, 2004