lightsaber

lightsaber means dick. its mostly used in yaoi and shit like that

person 1: do you read bj alex
person 2: lightsaber
person 1: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🚣 ♀️🚣 ♀️

by levi's lightsaber January 29, 2021

lightsaber

a long hard erect penis which can cut through a woman's vagina in moments

"sista, that homeboy stuck his light saber into me and i was cumming so quick I had to change the sheets before we was done"

by niceness July 28, 2003

lightsaber

A light up dildo.

I just got the best lightsaber from the XXX toy shop today... it works my pussy good!

by G Dawg Girl January 22, 2004

lightsaber

A sword-like weapon from Star Wars. Available from Master Replicas.

I got a lightsaber!

by master replicas November 9, 2003

lightsaber

A drug applied dierectly to the forehead. First, one grabs a knife and cuts a slit in their forehead. Next, the user applies a various combination of illegal and recreational drugs, the users own mix, to the open wound. The user then jams anything resembling a lightsaber hilt into their forehead repeatedly. Then user massages the wound to mix up the drugs and transport them throughout the blood stream. Finally, one receives a sensation where they believe they are in the Star Wars Universe.

Person 1: Wanna lightsaber after school?
Person 2: No way man, im still woozy from last time.
Person 1: Whatever, I want to meet Yoda again; I'm almost one with the force.

by Up your butt December 27, 2007

lightsaber

similar to a mushroom stamp. before mushroom stamping, you cut open a chemlight and pour the glowing chemicals on your penis and while giving the mushroom stamp you make a shooooom sound like a lightsaber does when swinging it.

i heard jeremy gave rachel a lightsaber last night at the party!

by d3rrick April 25, 2011

lightsaber

A Stupid weapon from the movie Star Wars that looks like a glowing stick, Come on guys a titanium sword would be so much cooler. It is used primarily by a group of warrior mistics that can change from being good or evil at the drop of a hat.

"we'd better not give that guy a lightsaber, he might turn evil"

by M!ke May 7, 2004