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li'l friend

A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.
You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.
by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025
mugGet the li'l friendmug.

Li'l Stumpy

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person
Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy
by Alyssa494 August 28, 2009
mugGet the Li'l Stumpymug.

li'l pickle

by yeetingmamas November 9, 2020
mugGet the li'l picklemug.

Li'l Tones

an amazing specimen of a person. 5'7" brown hair, blue eyes. gives great handjobs
"Hey Li'l Tones. . ."
by kenyon February 8, 2003
mugGet the Li'l Tonesmug.

Li'l Putz

National leader that misjudges the rest of the world in relationship to their nation.
Vladimir Putin misjudged how the Ukrainians and the rest of the World, would "welcome" his invasion.
He is such a Li'l Putz.
by Gerk Merkin March 15, 2022
mugGet the Li'l Putzmug.

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