Left hand is when you ask your bf/gf left or right. If they say left, you owe them a kiss if they say right they get a hug. But you can change up the hands after awhile and make Left hand a hug, flowers and right hand could be a kiss, buying them something.
by Kodoa June 22, 2022
Kid playing Counter-Strike alone: DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? I HEADSHOTTED HIM FROM ACROSS THE MAP!
*raises left hand and high fives it with right hand*
*cries*
*raises left hand and high fives it with right hand*
*cries*
by justfetus October 18, 2010
My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.
by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005
1: yo it feels good to be left handed
Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!
Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!
by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 04, 2018
to steal. when paying at the counter of a store use your right hand to do all the movement and keep the other goods you want to steal down by your side with your left hand. If they ask about it simply say "OH, i forgot i was hold it!"
by analjam September 27, 2006
Someone who is left handed is the devil's child. If you know anyone who is left handed, call the police to perform a ritual on them.
*At the basketball gym*
Some random guy: yo why are you so good with your left hand?
Me: Oh I'm left handed.
Them: NO GET AWAY
Some random guy: yo why are you so good with your left hand?
Me: Oh I'm left handed.
Them: NO GET AWAY
by follow me @AMerryHalloween November 10, 2019
Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.
"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"
by c_sheila September 11, 2005