at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

Least Favorite Puppy

The counter part to favorite puppy, least favorite puppy is an adjective that means the opposite

People who dislike the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast are least favorite puppy.

by Pufferfish Eater June 22, 2021

wee lass

It means little girl, wee(little) lass (girl)

I have always been a shy person ever since I was a wee lass

by Dunney Timilehin August 29, 2015

At Least There's Toast

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.

DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.

by Eurkos November 12, 2012

on the leash

to be tied down in a relationship of sorts. to have (tight) restrictions on what you can and cannot do. to be on the is leash to be exclusively tied down to ONE person. similar to how a dog is on a leash held by one person and that one person dictates what they do by keeping a firm grip on the leash. the leash is a two person activity. you wouldn't hold a leash with no dog on the other end. in short, the leash is what ties to people together... but who holds the leash and who is walking is whats really important.

Seela: hi bryce!
Bryce: *says nothing*
Seela: um.. hi bryce!
Bryce: oh sorry I'm on the leash

by laureneliz November 29, 2016

bonnie lass

bonnie (pretty) lass (girl)

me and my bonnie lass are going out tonight

by Cayli Macpherson Hendry August 28, 2012

Lassthole

(n.) The asshole who takes the last of something and does not replace it or notify others that it needs to be refilled.

Jake was a real lassthole when he used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom. I had to waddle to the closet to get a new roll.

*During a party*
Angela: "Why didn't you bring the chips?"
Amanda: "My brother was a lassthole and ate them all."

by Kristophsky October 7, 2013