Landonize

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.

The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.

by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.

Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.

by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex

Omg he looks like a dirty Landon

by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Landon

Because genes

Landon is Landon cause genes

by Avah666 December 11, 2018

Landon

A tall, athletic boy. Very cool and funny, very trustworthy. He is really cute, also.

Hey look, there's Landon!

by ██ September 23, 2020

Landon Lake

A slang term meaning to commit suicide.

The term was coined in the 2020s due to the hit tv show Legacies in which a character named Landon commits suicide countless times by throwing himself into a lake holding a cinderblock. Some time after that part of the show aired a fan coined the term in a hosie twitter groupchat saying they "would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq". The term eventually escaped its prison within the groupchat for its power was too mighty to be contained and fell into common usage among some groups of Legacies fans.

The famous Landon Lake rock which currently resides in the Covington Visitor's Centre where fans will often go to take photos of and with it.

Elizabeth "I would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq."

by Dracyan December 7, 2022