laxer

A bro who is better than everybody else in his own sense. But not really though, he is actually a douche and a faggot.

Laxer: hey bro
Guy: oh.. hey.

Laxer: have you played lacrosse lately?
Guy: umm.. no, i don't play.. lacrosse is for losers.

Laxer: Yeah, well I did it with this hot girl last night, really hot, like only a laxer could get someone like her.

Guy: (under his breath) douche.

by deffnotalaxer March 19, 2010

Laxer

An individual that plays the gay sport of lacrosse. They have extremely big egos, are wannabe ghetto, and think they are better then everyone around them. They twirl their lacrosse sticks around town like they run the town, but everyone hates them besides their cult of laxers. Pretty much they are preppy fags that think they are so ghetto, and think they are better then everyone around them.

Mike-Hey want to invite Brandon over
John-No, hes a laxer

by Baseballer10 May 25, 2009

Laxer

A prep who plays lacrosse. They talk like total douches and wont stfu!

Dude my school is full of laxers! God I hate them!

by Bobthecow July 10, 2009

laxer

A faggot with a huge ego that thinks he is better then everyone around him.

Luke-That guy has a huge ego
Cole-Yeah what a fuckin laxer

by baseballer10 May 31, 2009

laxer

A moron who thinks they are cool because they play lacrosse with the other retards.

Man! JD sure is retarded! He's a laxer!

by wrongo September 4, 2005

Laxer

A person, particularly young people or young workers, who find ingenious ways to slack off and avoid responsibilities. They often have been coddled so much by their time-out rearing upbringing and reward-for-effort schooling that any type of on-the-job criticism is not handled well. Laxers tend to care mainly about the four Fs: food, finances, fun and sex. They don't trust baby boomers and don't respect members of Generation X.

Johnny is a real laxer who doesn't care about anyone but himself.

by Gregandshea October 2, 2007

Landon Laxers

Very advanced highschool lacrosse players, that could probably win against a few D1 college teams. Even my team in Darien, CT doesn't stand much of a chance. I went to see a few games last year, because my grandparents live in Bethesda and I went to visit them, and my cousins.

If you play lacrosse at Landon High, you are extremely talented.

by Matt-crosse April 27, 2005