(n.) Penis. It is a swear word of the highest order. Strictly forbidden to be used in presence of family, relatives or public place. However, it is frequently in a group of friends to refer to someone stupid or annoying.
by Madarbhadwa April 1, 2017

An expression, usually used to exclaim. It can express surprise, distress, joy, etc. An alternative to the popular swear "Lord".
Lawds, this heat it too much!
Lawds, I got to do this damn final.
Lawds, I ain't got no more cheese to eat!
Lawds, I got to do this damn final.
Lawds, I ain't got no more cheese to eat!
by lawds can't take me nowhere July 5, 2010

For example Jameelah comes to school looking goodand her friend says, " lawdness you look great" (in other words the lord has given you beauty.)
by Arabelladefines April 12, 2015

by home_loan April 7, 2012

collective: Lawdz
young grotty irish male teens- wearing nike, tracksuits, pink tshirts, diamond peirced ears, highlighted spiked-up hair and a spot/touch of acne is always to be found, as well as an over-powering stench/reak of Lynx.
interests: underage smokin up and drinkin in public places, crude jokes, excessive swearing and slang, pimped up cars & trashy girls.
behaviour: constant strugle for dominancy over the collective, cocky & aragont behaviour towards women, constant bravado & talking themselves up...secretly insecure, self-concious, unexperienced and imature.
favourite words & expressions: "well boi", "wha d craic", "aww lawdz", "mint", "look at that bird- shes a ride"
young grotty irish male teens- wearing nike, tracksuits, pink tshirts, diamond peirced ears, highlighted spiked-up hair and a spot/touch of acne is always to be found, as well as an over-powering stench/reak of Lynx.
interests: underage smokin up and drinkin in public places, crude jokes, excessive swearing and slang, pimped up cars & trashy girls.
behaviour: constant strugle for dominancy over the collective, cocky & aragont behaviour towards women, constant bravado & talking themselves up...secretly insecure, self-concious, unexperienced and imature.
favourite words & expressions: "well boi", "wha d craic", "aww lawdz", "mint", "look at that bird- shes a ride"
Oh look at the lawdz messin around outside the shop- they sent the oldest looking lawd, into the shop to get them cigarettes and steal a porno...
by your-ma December 16, 2009

Similar to on god. A simplified version of "on the lord". Can be used in pretty much the same way. Abbreviated to ONL or onl.
Person 1: On lawd bro I can't be caught looking like this at the party.
Person 2: Fasho. We gotta clean you up. I know there's finna be some baddies there.
Person 2: Fasho. We gotta clean you up. I know there's finna be some baddies there.
by aightbetlemmefindout February 13, 2020

A substance that has lawdnificent powers!
Awsomer than chuck norris,pirates,realy hot girls AND long weekends put together.
No crap.
Awsomer than chuck norris,pirates,realy hot girls AND long weekends put together.
No crap.
by K*i September 15, 2008
