lavandettes

a banderovite replacement for tinder the that ukrainian nazis of azov batallion use

"but why tinder when lavandettes" - natop

by allahuakbartaliban August 8, 2022

Fijian Lava Lamp

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

laiza

She's beautiful inside and out. She's stunning and wise. She's got an outgoing personality yet she's quite an introvert. She's quirky and funny in a weird cute way. Laiza's trustworthy and loyal. She knows exactly what to say. She fights for her beliefs and the truth. Laiza is a good person

You can sense when Laiza walks in the room, her pressence is so exhilarating.

by dudesoperfect123 December 24, 2016

le lavandou

The French exit off the Hershey Highway

I went to le Lavandou because i heard French broads tan topless, but there was only sausage.

by Kazimierz August 23, 2006

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from their cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham forest.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Arty Queen December 11, 2006

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from his cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Dwarfed mongrel November 10, 2008

lavadichi

Very clean and pure cocaine

Wow that was some good coke

Yeah it’s pura lavadichi

by Nik da dik May 23, 2018