Lava Lamp

A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way

Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p

by Nickyelf-migero March 11, 2011

Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most

He gave that bitch a lava lamp

by Rellikjr. January 5, 2017

Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

Lava Lamp

They make toast.

Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.

by charliesheeened June 29, 2011

Lava Lamps

The effect given when a female's tights or stockings apply pressure on the skin at random places, which change as she walks, giving a lava lamp effect.

"Wow, look at the lava lamps on her!"

by part-time-bankie February 17, 2010

Lava Lamps

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.

Dammit, that pizza gave me severe Lava Lamps!

by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009

lava lamp

v. sex move, sticking a light bulb in a girls anus, and sex her vaj until the bulb lights up

I totally lava lamped that homeless old lady until the room stank.

by garfffffffff April 25, 2010