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A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.
by The real kabob king November 3, 2013
Get the LaTransgender kebab mug.The best Harry Potter character. In fact, she is the best character of anything. Any book, movie, story.
Anyway, so lovely Bella is a phsyco killer, who is way cool. She loves to torture innocent and usually defenssless people. She is way too devoted to the fabulous Lord Voldemort, who is the second best character of anything ever. But it is still way cool that she is blindly devoted to him.
It would be hot if Bella and Voldy had sex, but only in a bizzare fanfic, so it's not gonna happen. Bella has her locked up husband Rodolphus to sleep with.
Bellatrix's sister, at least the one she kinda likes, is Narcissa Malfoy, who is Lucius's wife. And Bella killed her cousin Sirius Black. He was cool too, but better him than Bella, who is 1000000000000000000000000000000x cooler. Than anyone.
Bellatrix was sent to Azkaban for life, but got out after 14 years cause Voldy broke her out. So she was sent there because she tortured the Longbottoms into insanity, with the best spell ever, Crucio.
And that is why the Harry Potter movies suck ass. Because in the fourth book, Bellatrix is indroduced as one of the people to torture the Longbottoms, but in the goddamn movies, she is not mentioned AT ALL, and fucking BARTY CROUCH JR GETS ALL OF THE CREDIT, EVEN THOUGH IN THE BOOKS HE IS ALL "oh daddy don't send me away I didn't do iiiiiiiit.!"
To put it briefly (to late though, I guess,) Bellatrix is cooler than all of you. The End.
PS I would have put all of the important stuff in too, but tpam got to it first, so props to you. =)
Anyway, so lovely Bella is a phsyco killer, who is way cool. She loves to torture innocent and usually defenssless people. She is way too devoted to the fabulous Lord Voldemort, who is the second best character of anything ever. But it is still way cool that she is blindly devoted to him.
It would be hot if Bella and Voldy had sex, but only in a bizzare fanfic, so it's not gonna happen. Bella has her locked up husband Rodolphus to sleep with.
Bellatrix's sister, at least the one she kinda likes, is Narcissa Malfoy, who is Lucius's wife. And Bella killed her cousin Sirius Black. He was cool too, but better him than Bella, who is 1000000000000000000000000000000x cooler. Than anyone.
Bellatrix was sent to Azkaban for life, but got out after 14 years cause Voldy broke her out. So she was sent there because she tortured the Longbottoms into insanity, with the best spell ever, Crucio.
And that is why the Harry Potter movies suck ass. Because in the fourth book, Bellatrix is indroduced as one of the people to torture the Longbottoms, but in the goddamn movies, she is not mentioned AT ALL, and fucking BARTY CROUCH JR GETS ALL OF THE CREDIT, EVEN THOUGH IN THE BOOKS HE IS ALL "oh daddy don't send me away I didn't do iiiiiiiit.!"
To put it briefly (to late though, I guess,) Bellatrix is cooler than all of you. The End.
PS I would have put all of the important stuff in too, but tpam got to it first, so props to you. =)
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by BellaLover July 29, 2008
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person b: That's because Beth wants Kate to do her in the ass. They have a lot of lustrage even though they hate each other.
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by urbanronin March 11, 2022
Get the Letranger mug.A Western suburb of Chicago that is close enough to Chicago to realize how boring the suburbs are and how sweet Chicago is. "Downtown" of the suburb shuts down on a weekend night around 9pm as the only people who really go out in downtown LaGrange are either parents over 30 who frequent the 50+ restaurants or are the junior high kids who stand outside of Starbucks and try to act like badasses, but have a 9:30pm curfew.
"Drinking a caramel macchiatto while standing on the corner of LaGrange Rd. and Harris while holding my skateboard makes me feel like a badass."
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