laser shits

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

by ratty_ May 26, 2008

laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017

laser show

A fearsome and awe-inspiring display of line-drive hitting prowess, as made popular by Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia

"Did you bring your glasses for the laser show?" --Dustin Pedroia, to Brian Roberts, prior to the start of Pedroia's pre-game batting practice session

by Mr. Banana Grabber August 22, 2008

Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.

"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"

by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019

laser show

In baseball, an offensive outburst after fans and media doubt your abilities.

A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.

by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010

Laser Shank

To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.

"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.

by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008

laser sword

Jedahi and seths carry dis wepon and fite each otha

cyborg man loves stealing laser swords.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 2, 2020