Larney 

A male who is married to another man

You're Larney'd yeah? Can we hook up anyway in the G.A.Y club in London?

Larney by creamhackeredrules December 15, 2006

The Larney

The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.

Guy 1: Hey, I tried The Larney last night!
Guy 2: No way, how was it?
Guy 1: Amazing! It felt like there were bumble bees in my ass!

The Larney by El Bumbaclot January 9, 2009

Lainey

Lainey is the best best friend you will ever meet she has ur back no matter what she can flip ur frown upside down in seconds she knows how to make you laugh smile anything u could ask for in a best friend and if you really gat to know Lainey u won’t regret it she starts of your bestie and forever will be❤️❤️❤️

Wow lainey is my best friend she is always there for me everyone should have a Lainey if you have no Lainey then u probably will not make it through high school u may even get bullied

Lainey by Someone who likes Mitchell January 23, 2018

Lainey

Literally she is the most amazing person on this entire planet. She lights up this world, she is so dang hot she should get all those hotties out there. Absolutely the funniest most relatable person you would ever meet. Um she’s stunning, perfect, gorgeous, and so freaking amazing. Like if you don’t like Lainey who the freak are you, come on I didn’t even know that was possible to not like a person like her. For real tho she is just so perfect and ugh her smile is so pretty. How is she even single?!! I have no words for this it’s not possible. She always denies that she’s pretty and I don’t even understand. Everyone needs a Lainey she makes everyone around her so happy and I love it so much!

Someone that’s perfect and is so hot that u have to stop and take a moment on how pretty she is, yup that’s Lainey.

Lainey by By someone sis April 25, 2019

Lainey

The best girl you can ever meet. She is one of the pretties girls in every school. Athletic but a little socially awkward. A smart girl but doesn't try hard.

Lainey is so pretty!

Lainey by XxCanUseeMexX June 19, 2017

Lainey

Lainey is a hard core country girl, with an amazing sense of humer, making everybody laugh all the time. Shes never scared, she will face anything that comes her way tough as nails, she likes gettin dirty in the mud, and other places. She is a pick up truck drivin cowgirl allways around her horses. she is extremely beautifull as well, pickin up all kinds of cowboys, but you break her heart or her daddy may shoot yours. Overall she is hillarious, tough, and sexy as hell.

Lainey is so funny and beutifull, look at the way her hair blows when ridding that horse, she ain't affraid of nothing.

Lainey by cowboy 4903666689 February 2, 2013

Layney 

She's perfect in all the cute nerdy ways, Loves to read, smiles brightly, blushes extremely red and is over all a fun person to be around, she cares about each of her friends but, isn't afraid to stand her ground, she is overall nuetral though and doesn't like to pick sides. She is the sweetest person you'll ever know and definitely one hell of a girl.

She's such a layney, and that's better than anyone else could be.

Layney by Mister click lister February 26, 2019