Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

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lappdumb

The intense emotion of dumb exhibited by arknights players after they farm rocks for hours on end

Person 1: something dumb
Person 2: lappdumb
Person 1: Aosta
Person 2: Aosta

by Puffer. December 22, 2021

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lamped up

chillin, relaxed, loungin, posted

I'm lamped up at home listening to music.

by mynameisnotcraig May 2, 2012

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zedis lapedis

An exclamation of surprise or amazement. Coined from the tv movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", which aired on Disney in 1999.

Zedis lapedis, I didn't know you got a tattoo!

by Tony Perkis Sr. September 6, 2007

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Bag Lapper

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

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