Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

LappySheep

LappySheep is a salty warwick main in league of legends & he plays minecraft ssm. He is an autistic child that scream random things in his mic & he has a tiny penis

Omg it's "LappySheep" the best guy alive

by GeyBoi123 June 11, 2017

lappdumb

The intense emotion of dumb exhibited by arknights players after they farm rocks for hours on end

Person 1: something dumb
Person 2: lappdumb
Person 1: Aosta
Person 2: Aosta

by Puffer. December 22, 2021

Lapple

A combination of the words "lap" and "Apple. "Lapple"describes the resemblance of an apple sitting on a males lap when he tucks his penis underneath his scrotum and pulls his balls from underneath his closed legs. The pressure often causes the balls to turn red resembling an apple.

Erick just sent me a picture of his fucking "Lapple" while taking a dump; sick bastard.

by Juan-Valdez April 6, 2014

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once

Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.

by dbfloyd December 28, 2009

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

Bag Lapper

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008