LAPD

Acronym meaning Licks Ass, Pussy, and Dick

Guy #1: Susanne likes both men and women.

Guy #2 Oh, so she's LAPD?

by Praveezy February 14, 2010

Lapd

Acronym for the L.A.P.D. Pronounced "Lapped" This is when you get pulled over, questioned, arrested, harassed, or even looked at by an officer of the L.A.P.D. It's just another way of saying you got fucked with by the man in L.A.

Guy: Dude that chick's getting lapd over there.
Dude: That's what he gets for giving An Oregon BJ to a 87 year old man on the bus!

Can also be spelled as "Lapped"

by figbush1 March 18, 2010

LAPD

A great Police Department. Primary duty is to protect and to serve. if you live in Los Angeles or are visiting, you call 911 (The LAPD) when you need help. The Police department that maintains law and order...if there were no Police in L.A. it would so crazy and more violent.

Help call 911 were being robbed. Thank God the Police are here.

by sothercaliforniaguy February 2, 2005

LAPD

LAPD
Laughing as people die

#1 Did you see the news about that jerk that got shoot and died last night,

#2 yea, you know me I LAPD!

by BloodRedRellik August 21, 2018

LAPD

Short For Either

1. Los Angelos Police Dept
2. Laughing As People Die
3. Love And Peace Dude

"Talk to you later! LAPD! <3!"

by cazooooooo February 29, 2008

LAPD

London Asshole Po-lice Department. If you're reppin in the LDN, this applies to you, so if you're cruisin around piccadily or edgeware road a bit drunk or high on shisha or whatever and you see a cop car, someone in the car will say in a stupid voice 'its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice Department', get me?, and every will respond with a 'BOOF BOOF!', cos its famblad, family bizniss, pure, safe yeh?
The phrase was coined by Big Mo, safe, but 'low Epsom tings yeh?

RT Bizzle Situations: Lacartes is growing so much bruf
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboi!
Salad Tings: you like a bit mooooody n ting!
Big Mo: waaasss gwandarisin, its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice department! have some more Bailey (sic, 's' of Bailey's missed out), its good shizzl ma nizzl
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: u sure oh mighty gibbon?

by flo-bare situations January 13, 2008

LAPD

An acronym for Ladies Are Pretty Dumb.

"Dude, my girl is giving me all this shit."
"LAPD!"

by Papa Bone-Clinkz November 5, 2008