Schrodinger Landlord 

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.

I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.

Schrodinger Landlord by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023

the landlord 

A Great White Shark.

the landlord is a term most commonly used by surfers. He is the landlord of the undersea world... the great white shark.

The landlord decided to pay a visit to the lineup and sent everyone back onto the beach.

the landlord by Hendo255 October 8, 2007

landlord

A person who purchases property and rents it out to others for a living. Landlords earn a profit by charging people to live on land that they own.

Landlords are controversial, and encountered renewed controversy in the late 2010s and early 2020s. Their controversy predates these years and even the internet (despite what some claim), however, as exemplified by Mao Zedong's large-scale purging of them. Some argue that landlords provide an invaluable service to society by allowing individuals to live somewhere for a price cheaper than purchasing a property on their own. Renters typically do not have to do large-scale repairs, nor do they pay directly for the bills involved in the day-to-day managing of the property (although their rent goes toward it), however these things are at the discretion of the landlord.

Others argue that landlords do not provide a real service, and simply purchase properties that could be provided to others for a far smaller price or even none at all. Further, they argue, the fact that landlords own property that they usually do not live in only to charge others to live there means that their income relies on "exploiting" those who need shelter.

In this sense, one's opinion on landlords serves as a marker for their view on the function of society at large, principally their view on the economic system in which they currently live (which is usually capitalism).

My landlord increased my rent to account for inflation.

landlord by lazarusinhell June 3, 2023

Landlord

A god. A chad. The man who makes it possible for you to live in a house for cheap and complain about it on the Internet.

Landlord: I’m only asking for a tip of 5% per month.
Renter: make it 10% my good man!

Landlord by RedditMoment69420 August 7, 2020

floyd the landlord 

George Floyd’s XXX name when he made a sextape with a hood rat whore

Guy: yo man, did u ever see the Floyd the landlord video?
Guy 2: yea bro idk why ppl treat this guy like a saint, he’s literally the black Johnny Sins but no clout

floyd the landlord by Gay ngga June 6, 2022

Dutch Landlord 

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.

She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...

Dutch Landlord by contorto January 30, 2021

landlord

Someone who fixes your shit when your shit is fucked.

“Yo Ethan, text the landlord, our shit is fucked.”

landlord by jd031398 September 24, 2018