floyd the landlord

George Floyd’s XXX name when he made a sextape with a hood rat whore

Guy: yo man, did u ever see the Floyd the landlord video?
Guy 2: yea bro idk why ppl treat this guy like a saint, he’s literally the black Johnny Sins but no clout

by Gay ngga June 6, 2022

landöden

It's when you wake up on a LAN with a huge "thing" up your ass and a gag ball in your mouth

or It could mean that a person is "cheating" on a game, that would be discovered on a LAN, then refer to my first example for punishment for that

Akta landöden Mehkra!

by Ragnar VikinG December 30, 2004

Dutch Landlord

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.

She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...

by contorto January 30, 2021

langhorne beefsteak

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.

My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.

by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008

landlord

Someone who fixes your shit when your shit is fucked.

“Yo Ethan, text the landlord, our shit is fucked.”

by jd031398 September 24, 2018

landlord

A person who makes an honest living by purchasing property and then renting out space to tenants. Usually hated by said tenants because they seem to ignore the fact that the landlord had to pay for the property and is entitled to be reimbursed.

I need to pay rent to the landlord every month.

by MNYC September 24, 2005

langhorne

A kick ass suburb of Philly. Most people hang out at the Route 1 Pub which is f'in awesome (F blue fountain diner). Open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. Most people go to Neshaminy High which is a sweet place to go to high school (F COUNCIL ROCK, the girls are bitches). Langhorne is a big enough place where there is shit to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).

Matt: Wanna go to the Pub?
Jay: Which one?
Matt: Langhorne!!!
Matt and Jay: TITS.

by Con Man October 3, 2005