Land whale 

A land whale is a girl named Kylie hackenberg. She's nasty and looks like she crawled out of a damn trash can. She's also dating Holden Hastings.

Wow that's one big Land whale

Land whale by Lauren williamson September 13, 2017

Land Whale 

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

Land Whale by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

land whale 

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

land whale by fentluvr January 20, 2024

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

Land-Whale by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.

Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.

Land-Whale by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

Land-Whale by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Rarely Seen Land Whale 

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.

Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."

Rarely Seen Land Whale by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012