LaTardia 

Slang term for LaGuardia airport, in homage to the facility's notorious record for late flight arrivals and departures.

I'm stuck at LaTardia waiting for my flight to leave.

LaTardia by FingDitFan November 5, 2009

Laugaria 

A condition where someone can't stop talking shit and shit is all that pours out of their mouth. Verbal diarrhea. When someone just doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Michelle knew nothing about what was going on, yet her laugaria made it sound as though she was knowledgeable about the subject until an hour passed and she was still talking shit that made no sence.

Laugaria by Rusty Walnuts August 25, 2017

laguard

To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.

Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.

The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.

laguard by qdnjfy December 24, 2003

Lagaria 

An Awesome cool person with a 6 PACK

Damn Lagaria Got abs .... Ima get me some of that..

Lagaria by Slaughter2fart April 8, 2009

Lawardia 

Lawardia (noun) - the flow of an extreme amount of awesome coming from a source; most typically when someone sexual rides a bike like a LOWRIDA.

Wow thats some crazy Lawardia right there!

Lawardia by LawardiaMaster February 20, 2009

Lampardian Transition 

The act of conversing light-heartedly but then shifting quickly to a much more serious tone.

The Lampardian Transition usually starts as an (often bad) joke, but then instantly changes to a much more serious subject.

Here’s an example:
“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”

Lampardian Transition by Waluigi6969 April 18, 2023

laguard

To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O

Dood.. when I'm hungry, I laguard cereal from zip locks, man...

laguard by ghvjghjfg January 1, 2004