Kyoto

To eat dinner at a restaurant with Kyoto in the title.

I am Kyotoing with Christa and Paul tonight.

by Regina A. Phalange December 20, 2008

Kyoto

1. A city in Japan
2. (v)To perform sexual favors

(also spelt Ky0to)

"I'm going to Kyoto this summer.That's in Japan."

"I'm going to go all Kyoto on him after prom."

by KamikazeMelon January 16, 2007

kyoto protocol

something that would take 100 trillion dollars to lower the earth's temperature a half of a degree.

wow the kyoto protocol is a huge waste.

by j wizzle January 23, 2008

kyoto protocol

The Kyoto Protocol is a plan created by the United Nations for the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change that tries to reduce the effects of climate change, such as global warming. The plan says that countries that adopt (follow) the Kyoto Protocol have to try to reduce how much carbon dioxide (and other "greenhouse gases" that hurt the atmosphere) they put into the air.

Duuude, that Kyoto protocol! Shit, it really sucks -- its costing me way more money for gas now!

by Spacebar June 1, 2006

Kyoto Cocoa

The practice among Japanese businessmen of requiring a prostitute to eat nothing but chocolate for seven days. On the seventh day, said Japanese businessman dines on her excrement.

If you have the wherewithall to purchase exclusive rights to a prostitute for an entire week, you may be interested in trying out the Kyoto Cocoa.

by shamefulnonsense August 9, 2010

Kyoto Solo

Related to a Tokyo Sandblaster. Though instead of being scat related, the Kyoto Solo is semen based.
The Kyoto Solo is when you cum so hard and in such a copius amount that your partner takes on the appearance of Han Solo encased in Carbonite. The fact that their eyes are squinting relates back to the Tokyo Sandblaster. Also see Hibernation Semen sickness.

Dude 1 - "How was last night ?"
Dude 2 - "Samantha let me Kyoto Solo her. I was seriously close to displaying her in Jabbas palace."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

Kyoto coat hanger

When a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have sex with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your dick. Named after Japan's shameful tradition of abortions.

When Becky got pregnant, I took care of it by giving her the old Kyoto coat hanger!

by skimordie January 13, 2009