Turdy Kurd

The blending by the penis, inside the vagina, of semen and feces. Usually occurs when anal intercourse is abandoned in favor of vaginal, generally as the result of a filthy anus.

So I was with this chick last night, and I started the buttsex, but apparently she's never heard of toilet paper. So I gave her a turdy kurd.

by thorvindr February 28, 2009

Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.

Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.

by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020

Dirty Kurd

When you leave dirty dishes and soda cans all over the floor by where you are sitting.

My god Kortney you have quite the Dirty Kurd going on in here.

by Dilly4Chilly June 20, 2019

gay kurd

a group of people who are gay and work in a company

those gay kurds are flirting

by mick jakson October 18, 2022

Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener

When you meet two girls in kitchener with your friend and you both get laid. Then after the following years, the result becomes a curse, hindering and/or allowing you to either get a lot of girls or none.

Yo, I banged some young thottis from kitchener, i hope i dont get the kurdi kurse of kitchener.

by 6ft4 jacked rat May 28, 2017

Little Kurdistan

1)An area on the south side of Nashville Tennessee around Nolensville road, which very likely contains the largest Iraqi Kurdish population outside the Middle-East. Also home to many other immigrants from a wide variety of mother tongues, especially those who are spanish speaking.

2)Any other enclave where the largest ethnic group without it's own state has a strong presence

The Area around Little Kurdistan is a magnet for North African, Bantu, East Indian, Southeast Asian, Eastern European and Hispanic immigrants.

by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 13, 2011

Kurdt Kobain

Kurt Cobain's "alter-ego". He used it when he wasn't feeling himself.

his twisted and sarcastic sense of humor

by a fan March 22, 2003