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Kuching

The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T
Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.
by MimiLala March 7, 2008
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kuchipatchi

The cutest creature ever to be made up. He is green with "patchies" (also referred to a "kissie face" where one scrunches their lips together in an O-shape) and is just cute. He originates from the little electronic toy Tamagotchi.
Girl 1: Awwwe! What did your tamagotchi hatch into??

Girl 2: A kuchipatchi! Isn't he just precious?

Girl 1: Wish he were real...
by lolzorzomglolstarfoxforevs September 28, 2011
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kuchi

vagina. See also: koochi. Origin: kuchi is a Japanese word meaning mouth.
"I be poppin' in the kuchi." (I am always having sex.)
by Dan of Phila. September 24, 2005
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Kuching

The act of stiffing someone on a tip and smiling in their face.
That table just had a $200 tab and all I received was a nice kuching.
by Playboy Vic February 16, 2019
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kushkidnannylala

that super good kush .

ultimate kush flow .
Lil' Wayne be on that heavy kushkidnannylala !
by kidd kush - bka - Pk ! June 26, 2009
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kuchka

1.) The bulgarian word for a female dog

2.) An insulting adjective for a woman, often blonde, with a great lack of intelligence, acting so that men and other women of her kind do not appreciate her behaviour. A bitch.
For example: Being a "kuchka" in a man's eyes is not to agree having sex with him. In this case he says: "Tupa kuchka" (Stupid bitch).
Being a "kuchka" in another kuchka's eyes is to have sex with the a.m. man, which she also likes, but he prefers you than her. She says: "Kuchka smotana prosta"

Other phrases:
"Gadna kuchka"
"Deeba i tupata kuchka"

Similar phrases with literal translation:

"Tupa putka" (Vulva Hypnotica) ((Asleep pussy))
"Kurva neshtastna" (Unhappy whore)
"Gadna pacha" (no translation)
"Spurja gnusna" (disgustng spurja)
by Alexi Nicolov July 25, 2006
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Kuchiki Rukia

Can kick Orihime's ass anytime. I mean, i'm not an Orihime hater, in fact she's one of my favorite characters on Bleach, but really, who would in in a fight for Ichigo's love, the girl with the kick ass sword or the one with the flowery hairpins?
Who would win in a battle for Ichigo's love? Kuchiki Rukia or Inoue Orihime? The shinigami with the zanpakutou AND kido or the human with the fairy hairpins? your pick.
by OneWhoTellsTheTruth September 29, 2010
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