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kryptix

A lonely boy that spends all his time in the basement stealing and scamming other players in MMORPG and macroing and them claiming he is the best. His shear weight and the fact his hair is a shaved is a true example of his care for the real world.
www.runescaqe.com < er, he owns that domain. Scam anyone?
by 0wn3d? July 24, 2004
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Kryptakronalite

The newest and strongest of weeds that your seller has as referred to by Katt Williams.
-This shit right here nigga?! This shit here is Kryptakronalite!!
by Kryptakronalite January 7, 2010
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kriptik

by Anonymous February 20, 2003
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kryptix

1. A fat retarded monkey, that spends half of its day trying to shove its tail up his own ass. The other half of the day it is either attempting to find its cock or hacking and scamming people on a MMORPG. see wannabegangsterbitch
2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold
1. oowie-oo-oo-ah-ah-ah-left-a-bit-aaaaaah
2. ^
3. You will need 1 man, 1 keyboard, and 1 gay ass wannabegangsterbitch called kryptix.
by Bacon January 5, 2005
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KrypticKurt

A youtuber who consumes an unhealthy amount of helium. Why? Nobody knows but it makes his intros funny as heck.
Mrs Thick Cactus:Hey Have You Seen KrypticKurt Recent Video?
Steve:Of course. Who Hasn't!
by Dominic0756 June 20, 2020
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Kryptic

Someone who likes murder and darkness
East was sitting in pure darkness which makes him Kryptic
by Kryptic1372 May 20, 2021
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kryptix

Silly Rabbit, Kryptix are for Kids.
by Allah December 19, 2002
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