David Kaczynski

He's just as Polish as his brother.

David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021

Kaczynski

the name for a have drunken bomb type shot that is left on the bar and available to be finished off. A relative off the Larry. Numerous varities exist. See O'Kaczynski the Irish car bomb, Adolf Kaczynski the Jager bomb, George Washington Kaczynski the Cherry Bomb

That dude couldn't finish his irish car bomb so I grabbed me an O'Kaczynski

by Trent A August 1, 2006

kapczynski

a hippie who resides in the woods of west virginia, he originially heils from the hills of poland. known for having sex with elderly women in retirement homes, poisoning them with his vile potion of mead.

kapczynski was caught masturbating inside the firestone

by moses harris January 10, 2008

Kaczynski's Heel

n. That hidden and innocuous conspiratorial belief so entrenched as to be a core identity which handicaps, jeopardizes, and derails the rest of a person's regular ideas, beliefs, and notions. This could be your local congresswoman who believes "the Jews are using blue lasers in a real estate scheme" or your mother in law that thinks geoengineering and the gregorian calendar are linked.

Jeff was a great guy, but when we were at the cookout last Saturday he crashed out. Ranting and raving about how the nitrites in the sausages are somehow related to Klaus Schwabb and an ancient Mithric society. Must be his Kaczynski's Heel.

by asotvitw April 21, 2025

David Kaczynski

David Kaczynski certainly doesn't bring guys like Hugo Spadafora to mind. He seems more like Rick Moranis, except he's trying to be taken seriously by looking serious and sounding serious. Why would anybody trust a guy like Rick Moranis if he wanted to be rich, powerful, and taken seriously, and not satisfied until people met all three of those demands?

David Kaczynski seems more like a guy that spent his life diverting suspicion to others and getting rich for it than a concerned citizen.

by The Original Agahnim October 6, 2021

fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.

Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"

by goofygoobergrape33333 January 24, 2025