Kratos

Verb.
The highest level of ass-kicking physically possible. Named for the protagonist of the God of War video game series, Kratos. "Kratosing" someone generally involves stabbing, bone breaking, eye-gouging, head tearing, and occasionally disembowelment.

Officer 1: What happened here?
Officer 2: Dodecatuple homicide.
Officer 1: Dudes got seriously Kratosed.

by Wilson Poole June 16, 2010

Kratos

1. Most badass video game character ever. Of the God of War video game series.

2. A word to call someone who is totally badass.

3. To Kratos someone means to totally demolish a person.
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1. -"Just played God of War 3 and it blew my mind man"

-"Told ya this game is borderline badass!"

2. -"Dude Samuel L. Jackson is freakin Kratos!

-"Yeah man and he didnt even blink"

3. -"Bitch blow my dick or you gonna get kratosed!"

-"Please don't hurt me.."

by penis_yes thats my real name April 20, 2010

Kratos

the most kicc ass person on the planet from the game god of war, he can kicc Chuck Norris's ass any damn day.

Kratos is the shiiiiiiiiit!!

by SouthEndCuzz January 22, 2009

Kratos

A character from God of War that brain damaged 9 year olds think Fortnite created.

Son” Dad look it’s Kratos from Fortnite”.
Dad” Son I am really regretting not selling you on EBay

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 18, 2022

Kratos

Angrier than before.

God of War 3 is just sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kratos has a lot of balls to against a bunch of pity gods....

by Mia Carissima February 28, 2010

Kratos

He is apparently the guy from God of War, but I know his as the mercenary from Tales of Symphonia. Now, I've beat the game so I'm not going to spoil anything just incase you haven't. Kratos is one of the main characters, and he is a kick ass fighter. He is also very hot. Kratos was hired as a mercenary by Colette's grandmother, and then proceded to help Colette, Lloyd, and the rest of the group in an attempt to save Sylvarant.

Kratos killed the monster with one slash of his sword.

by Jeshicka July 29, 2005

kratos

A bad attitude, a temper, specially for kkids with bad manners.

My son got kratos when he realize I wouldnt buy him God of War.

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008