Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
by Cirdellin December 29, 2009
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When I saw Markos transform into Krakos, the surrounding town war ingulfed in chaos and flames by nightfall.
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As the waves come in, krakoosh, krakoosh, Billy Bob notices a storm front coming in and decides to get in his boat. What an idiot
by Rey and Chuck December 21, 2005
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"Who is artist?"
"Katy Perry"
"I've never heard of her, she must not be Krakosian"
Krakosia greatest country in world.
"Katy Perry"
"I've never heard of her, she must not be Krakosian"
Krakosia greatest country in world.
by Krakosium January 9, 2011
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What are you doing this weekend Krakora?
“Oh Im just going downtown to check out the fresh shipment of gerozian crystals that came in”
Hey Krakora, did you remember to pay rent yesterday?
“Mmm…I don’t know…maybe?
“Oh Im just going downtown to check out the fresh shipment of gerozian crystals that came in”
Hey Krakora, did you remember to pay rent yesterday?
“Mmm…I don’t know…maybe?
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by kakowman July 24, 2012
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