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Jane Krakowski Effect

Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
by Cirdellin December 29, 2009
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Krakos

The evil, unethical, deadly, counterpart of a man, and, or beast, by the name of Markos. More or less, the Ethiopean version of Kratos, the God of War. He has been known to destory entire villages, killing and pillaging everything is sight.
When I saw Markos transform into Krakos, the surrounding town war ingulfed in chaos and flames by nightfall.
by Unknown256 May 15, 2011
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krakoosh

The sound a wave makes when hitting the beach or rocks.
As the waves come in, krakoosh, krakoosh, Billy Bob notices a storm front coming in and decides to get in his boat. What an idiot
by Rey and Chuck December 21, 2005
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Krakosia

A country, the largest in the world at a time, where all countries broke off from. The remaining country is the most beautiful, Catholic state in all of Europe.
"Who is artist?"
"Katy Perry"
"I've never heard of her, she must not be Krakosian"

Krakosia greatest country in world.
by Krakosium January 9, 2011
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Krakora

Someone who is never sure of what they are doing at any given time. They love crystals and anything “spiritual”, especially when involving nature or Goddesses. Their catch phrase is “ Maybe? I thought I did…?
What are you doing this weekend Krakora?

“Oh Im just going downtown to check out the fresh shipment of gerozian crystals that came in”

Hey Krakora, did you remember to pay rent yesterday?

“Mmm…I don’t know…maybe?
by PodumOfThe January 10, 2023
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kakow

The one word used to describe all awesome or amazing things that have ever existed or will ever come to be.
Guy 1: "Hey man, look at his new swastika patch."
Guy 2: "That's really Kakow."
by kakowman July 24, 2012
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kakowchyk

awesome goddess or god, beautyful, kind, popular, will be rich in future, awesome, REALLY HOT, jill is awesome
"GABBY KAKOWCHYK IS SO HOT"
by kittenskittykittens1 October 6, 2021
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