Kowalski Analysis

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.

When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.

by lacrynx February 09, 2019

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Kowalski Cult

Cult made by the penguin man exops that people salute the penguin kowalski in

Praise kowalski
Join Kowalski cult

by DrybonesYT March 03, 2021

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Kowalski analysis

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.

Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.

by Invalnorious November 09, 2018

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The Kowalski Touch

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.

Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.

by BustaNutz June 05, 2009

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Kowalski Cult

The Kowalski Cult is a cult created by Exops, the leader of the cult. The cult worships the penguin Kowalski, from the movies Penguins of Madagascar and Madagascar.

"Hey, have you heard about the Kowalski Cult?"
"Yes, Exops our lord created it."

by friendlywriter March 03, 2021

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