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Kjunt

Someone that is not only being a cunt but is also trying to appear cool or is being over-friendly.
Simon Mignolet has been invited to the player's post-season party. He arrives with several budweisers in each hand and a huge grin on his face. Grumbles are heard amongst the players, and as one says, "Look at that kjunt!", Simon begins to cry.
by NiANAYELLi June 19, 2015
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Konteks

Short for "Kontol dan Seks" (Cock and Sex) in Indonesian
Person 1: Hey, can i got some konteks?

Person 2: Yeah dude here's kontol dan seks
by cocsec February 11, 2021
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Kotex Kontessa

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
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stelio kontos

A bad ass who will beat you like he's using the fists of god. Also works at Kinkos
"Why do you care how I get those oranges up the stairs? I can pay someone to bring them up for me. Just like I'm paying stelio kontos to kick your ass."
by JosephofSacramento April 28, 2010
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Kontominated

When you get screwed over by someone you think you know.

e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back

Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first
1. I cant believe John just kontominated my girl friend. I am so going to fuck him up when i next see him

2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!
by ColonelTessieIceBeaconThe2nd January 16, 2013
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kounene

kounene is very underrated but cute ship. not everyone will like kounene, and that's okay as long as you respect people who do. kounene is cute both platonically and romantically.

kounene are always there to support and cheer up one another.
Person A: omg kounene is so cute, they deserve the world!
Person B: ikr! but i only ship the platonically, but these two are such cuties!
Person A: i think they would make a good couple, but your opinion is absolutely valid!
by anikla October 26, 2020
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konthoofd

someone's head that looks like an arse. Litteraly: Butthead
Hoi, U spreekt met Jan Konthoofd
translation:
Hi, this is John Butthead speaking
by Jan Planken August 4, 2008
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