Kordian

Total badass. Smartest Man in the world. athletic specimen, you will see him tearing up every sport.

Overall an elite guy

Kordian you are so amazing

I had no chance I was playing against Kordian

by Denisk98 November 7, 2019

Just Kodiak Things

When someone from Alaska mentions doing something out of the norm, they can explain it by saying it’s “Just Kodiak Things”.

Baxter: during the summer in Alaska, people drive with blow up dolls in the back of their trucks to watch the sunset.

Megan: Why?

Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.

by Memehayla September 5, 2018

Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.

"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"

by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

kodiak

a wonderful boy who is smart, funny, handsome, and cool

I WANNNA BE A KODIAK!

by imm a big kid now May 27, 2018

Kodiak

The best smokeless tobacco on the market. Manufactured by Conwood Company in Memphis, Tenn.

Kodiak Ice is the best smokeless tobacoo out there. The other smokeless tobacco companies can't hold a candle to Kodiak Ice.

by Hunt B December 25, 2005

Kodiak

Kodiak is a large island located off the southern coast of Alaska. It is known for is abundant flora, scenery, and wildlife. It has the crappiest weather known to mankind, notorious for it's rain. The majority of the island is run by fishermen and Filipinos. Walmart is the highlight of this shithole. Most people spend their time smoking weed, hanging out at Walmart, or both. Nicknames include: K-Town, K-Hole, Shit-Hole, The Rock, and Emerald Isle.

Child: "Mom, I my life is really shitty"
Mom: "Don't worry, dear, just think of those poor souls trapped on Kodiak and you'll feel better"
Child: *thinking*..."Wow, Mom, you're right!"

by pilot bread October 31, 2006

The Koudanis

When you have a cock that looks like a coke can and with a clam on top.

Shirley went to the bar and asked for the koudanis and she got the koudanis

by Dildo stuffer September 15, 2023