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Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
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koskesh

It's persian (farsi) for Pimp but it has taken another tone in a common vocabulary. It can be used to replace fucker, asshole, buddy, bro. It all depends of how you use it. It can be a friendly word or a very nasty one depending to the way it is used. It's as powerful as the word fucker.
example 1 :
hey koskesh, you were supposed to call me what happened?
example 2:
that koskesh will get what he deserves
example 3:
Don't do business with that koskesh, he would sell his own mom for a buck
by koskhol December 31, 2005
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Konteks

Short for "Kontol dan Seks" (Cock and Sex) in Indonesian
Person 1: Hey, can i got some konteks?

Person 2: Yeah dude here's kontol dan seks
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Kotex Kontessa

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
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kootenay time

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010
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kostana

Relatively short person with brown-yellow-ish hair and has 3 amazing and funny friends. Very nice, smart, lovely person but which sometimes can be a bitch and a cry-baby. In this occasions you better not piss him/her off. Someone who is a big fan of football, ACMilan and KPB.

-pls publish
Do you know who's the biggest fan of KPB?
You talking about Kostana, right?
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Kose nanat

by Birm June 10, 2018
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