an absolute moron that genuinely has no friends and has 0 fucking friends
"do you know konstantine?"
"oh yeah, that little fucking dimwit that is built like an outgrown potato and gets no bitches? yeah i know him"
by jamino69 November 13, 2022
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The emo alternative for the otherwise "gangster" word, 'boo'.
GANGSTER
"You will always be my boo." - My Boo by Usher & Alicia Keys
EMO
"You will always be my Konstantine." - Konstantine by Something Corporate
by Raven B. July 17, 2005
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A ridiculously long emo song written by Something Corporate, who have apparently sold out, cause they didn't have all these damn emotions 5 years ago. The whole damn song is a bunch of meaningless statements emo kids can pretend to understand when really its just a bunch of crap in an asshat. Contains a piano "solo" where the piano just does the same thing its been doing the whole song. They probably got the idea from Oasis...
this is because i can spell konfusion with a k
and i like it
it's to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it
(About as meaningful as as a blank dictionary)
by eljay March 7, 2005
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A really long, emo song that people who suck at piano like to learn how to play to show off to their emo friends. They also like memorizing all the words like its some kind of accomplishment.
Emo Kid: "Man, last night I was so depressed. I listened to 'Konstantine' like 30 times and learned all the words"

Other Kid: "You are pathetic"
by AllNighter December 23, 2005
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konstantine AKA koko is a boy who likes playing girls. koko played his lovely kind girlfriend for two short flat girls. koko is a boy who sends dick pics to girls and tells them to rate it from 1 to 10,, all the answers where 0 or 0.1 because it was half an inch long. DONT TRUST KOKO; he will date u and flirt with your ignorant stupid FAKE bestfriends at the same time.
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"eww look its konstantine"
by koko- girlplayer December 7, 2019
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Konstantin is a person you meet once in your lifetime - extremely funny, clever, loving and wise human being.
You are such a Konstantin!
by definitely not silvio November 20, 2021
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Konstantin. When anyone thinks about that name they remember what he is like, the best , the hottest , the nicest person they have met. If you have someone like him in your life , you are so lucky.
Omg you are so Konstantin!!!
by Daoa Kolan July 13, 2014
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