Kodiak

The best smokeless tobacco on the market. Manufactured by Conwood Company in Memphis, Tenn.

Kodiak Ice is the best smokeless tobacoo out there. The other smokeless tobacco companies can't hold a candle to Kodiak Ice.

by Hunt B December 25, 2005

Kodiak

Kodiak is a large island located off the southern coast of Alaska. It is known for is abundant flora, scenery, and wildlife. It has the crappiest weather known to mankind, notorious for it's rain. The majority of the island is run by fishermen and Filipinos. Walmart is the highlight of this shithole. Most people spend their time smoking weed, hanging out at Walmart, or both. Nicknames include: K-Town, K-Hole, Shit-Hole, The Rock, and Emerald Isle.

Child: "Mom, I my life is really shitty"
Mom: "Don't worry, dear, just think of those poor souls trapped on Kodiak and you'll feel better"
Child: *thinking*..."Wow, Mom, you're right!"

by pilot bread October 31, 2006

KodiAk

An less attractive older women who has no business wearing a bikini, but chooses to anyway, who preys on single men at family outings like pools, parks, birthdays. A distant relative of the cougar.

Man that fatty over there in the baby pool was oozing out of her bikini trying to hit on Bryan. Shes gone way past cougar, she's a kodiak!

by Mahoney mo problems June 17, 2011

kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.

i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night

by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011

Kodiak Island

When a hooker or a woman with loose morals eats gummy bears out of your butthole.

I paid that hooker 50 bucks to give me a Kodiak Island.

by johnny D man September 28, 2013

kodiak

A total pimp. Kodiak is a total beast, can tolerate huge amounts of any tobbacco. If you see him you'd better run!

UH here comes kodiak! .

by tommmmmmy December 3, 2007

kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.

Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.

by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019