knifing
Noticing your partner is innocently falling asleep in the single spoon position from across the room, you run towards said partner and jump into the spooning position mid-air and forcefully inject yourself as the completing spoon in a manner stronger than <spooning>, yet you do not have an erection, so it is not <forking>, it is knifing.
Friend #1: "What are those bruses on your back?"
Friend #2: "Oh, those? Tim was knifing me last night. Nothing has turned me on more in my life."
Friend #2: "Oh, those? Tim was knifing me last night. Nothing has turned me on more in my life."
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