yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus

the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.

Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*

by Big Stale Meme November 9, 2018

kneef

little gross little guy

person 1: ay I've got a kneef crawling across the floor here

by EE-man April 27, 2020

Knee-Necked

The act of a police officer placing their knee on the neck of a person restrained on the ground thereby cutting off oxygen. Knee-necking for prolonged periods results in the person on the ground losing consciousness and, in some cases, ceasing to breath.

Kyle: Did you see what happened to that guy in Minneapolis?
Roger: No man, what happened?
Kyle: The cops knee-necked him and he died.
Roger: Damn, that's messed up.

by MasterBlaster666 May 29, 2020

Scrollers Knee

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

bend the knee

verb

1. A formal act of submission; esp. political

2. A ceremonial endorsement of another person; concession

Taylor could have kept his position in Norton's cabinet, but he couldn't swallow his pride and refused to bend the knee.

by Furbag November 14, 2016

arm knee

Elbow.

Man #1: Man, I hurt my arm knee.
Man #2: Bro, it's called an elbow...

by aboxofraisins November 30, 2013

One Knee Noni

A person who is learning to surf and is able to get to the standing position by going to the knee first. Unlike Two Foot Tony who is able to go straight from the chest to the feet.

Look at that One Knee Noni. With a bit more practice they will surely be a Two Foot Tony.

by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020