Klunge plunger

A device used to Plunge the Klunge (Vagina).
A.K.A A dildo

Jeez, i just caught your sister using her Klunge plunger.

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

Klunge plunge

The act of fucking a klunge, or a vagina.

Last night's dinner and drinks with my ex ended up with a klunge plunge

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

up yer klunge

A phrase which can be used to repel people. can also be used to express annoyance with oneself.

"Hey, can you just come over here and give me a hand with this set of bagpipes?" "No, Up Yer Klunge"

by Griselda September 11, 2006

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011

Klunge sponge

A tampon.

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Klunge

Vagina - the correct way of spelling it!

There was klunge everywhere

by Mr Mark April 2, 2021