klomp

Defines a situation, sometimes a person, which/who is so bad and so out of line that it/she/he is much less than unsatisfactory
a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.

b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.
by Ace Hummer July 19, 2009
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Klomp

To hit someone or something with your penis.
I’m going to klomp you so hard tonight.
by Absolute weapon April 19, 2019
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