UK Hiphop artist pronounced k-lash-nek-off. born and raised in hakney england an also known as rikochet klashnekoff. rikochet represents that this man will hit u with his lyrics from all angles unexpectedly, while klashnekoff represents the freedom to do what you want to do as many man can only acheive freedom through a klashnekoff rifle.
by JS March 15, 2005
Get the klashnekoff mug.The Avtomat Kalashnikova (or AK47 if you prefer) is a selective-fire, gas operated 7.62mm assault rifle, designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov. The AK is easy to manufacture and cheaper to make than most assault rifles, making it easy for terrorist and guerilla factions worldwide. The AK47 was designed between 1944-1946 and came into service in 1949. The AK is a tough gun, as it is resistent to dirt and corrosion. It can withstand almost anything. If you ran it over with a truck, you could pickit up and it would work perfectly. It is one of the most smuggled firearms in the world. In some regions of the world, Ak's are sold at an extremely low price. To sum this up, the AK is an extremely reliable gun that is relatively cheap and is excellent for many situations.
During a sandstorm in a small Arabian village...
Terrorist (with an Uzi): Put your f***ing hands up!
Civilian: No.
Terrorist: (Tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
Civilian: (Pulls out AK47 and the sand doesn't affect the AK)
Terrorist: Oh crap.
Civilian: (Shoots terrorist)
I have to put Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 in here so UD will accept it.
Terrorist (with an Uzi): Put your f***ing hands up!
Civilian: No.
Terrorist: (Tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
Civilian: (Pulls out AK47 and the sand doesn't affect the AK)
Terrorist: Oh crap.
Civilian: (Shoots terrorist)
I have to put Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 in here so UD will accept it.
by Matt from Oz September 23, 2009
Get the Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 mug."Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004
Get the Mikhail Kalashnikov mug.(In Pakistan) A culture emerging as a result of Soviet-Afghan war marked by easy availability automatic fire arms and settlement of disputes with guns and blood shed. Many of American arms sent for Afghanistan ended up in Pakistani black markets from where anybody could buy them. Assault rifle Kalashnikov (also known as AK-47) has been the most popular automatic weapon until recently and has become the name sake of this culture.
by Haider October 16, 2008
Get the Kalashnikov culture mug.Well known as the name of a Soviet-era Russian machine gun, a cocktail drank in many former Soviet countries such as Lithuania and Russia is named it after it.
To make the cocktail:
1. Fill a shot glass 3/4 full of vodka
2. Cut a lemon slice so that you may rest it on top of the shot glass covering half of the opening.
3. Put sugar (and cinnamon if you wish for more flavor, but the cinnamon is not necessary) on top of the lemon slice.
4. Fill the rest of the shot glass with absinthe, pouring it so that it passes over the lemon slice.
5. Light the lemon slice on fire.
6. After the slice has burned out, take the shot and eat the lemon.
Voila, a Kalashnikov.
To make the cocktail:
1. Fill a shot glass 3/4 full of vodka
2. Cut a lemon slice so that you may rest it on top of the shot glass covering half of the opening.
3. Put sugar (and cinnamon if you wish for more flavor, but the cinnamon is not necessary) on top of the lemon slice.
4. Fill the rest of the shot glass with absinthe, pouring it so that it passes over the lemon slice.
5. Light the lemon slice on fire.
6. After the slice has burned out, take the shot and eat the lemon.
Voila, a Kalashnikov.
Example 1:
Soviet guard: I will shoot you with my Kalashnikov!
Example 2:
Lithuanian man: Bartender! One Kalashnikov, please!
Bartender: Ah, making me do some work, he he. Coming right up.
Soviet guard: I will shoot you with my Kalashnikov!
Example 2:
Lithuanian man: Bartender! One Kalashnikov, please!
Bartender: Ah, making me do some work, he he. Coming right up.
by Lietuviu Kurvis February 19, 2010
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kevin : boris kalashnikov m8
stacey : alright kevin i thought a divorce was enough leave me alone for god doesn't want you here
kevin : boris kalashnikov m8
stacey : alright kevin i thought a divorce was enough leave me alone for god doesn't want you here
by boris k4l4shnikov January 13, 2020
Get the boris kalashnikov mug.The last name of The creator of the legendary AK-47. Usually the term is used in place of words like Pwnage, ownage, owned, schooled, raped, burned, etc. Basically the term is ''gaming language'' for getting defeated in a manner which makes the killer laugh and makes the reciever get angry. A proper kalishnikoving is usually rewarded with chants of you suck, or a big bucket o' rape.
1.Dude, you just got majorly Kalishnikoved by that random throwing knife. HA-HA you suck, lets get you a big bucket o' rape from the rape mobile down the street.
2.Dude, my mom can totally Kalishnikov your mom!
2.Dude, my mom can totally Kalishnikov your mom!
by The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz June 29, 2010
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