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Kissing the Homies Goodnight 

It is when you are going to bed, and you forget to kiss your homies good night, and it isn’t gay because they’re your homies
My GF- where were you?
Me- sorry I was kissing the homies goodnight
My gf- isn’t that gay?
Me- no they’re my homies and if you ask me one more time I’ll leave you
My gf- oh ok I get it
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Kissing the Fridge 

When a girl primarily smooches on food from the fridge instead of her boyfriends mouth or other erogenous zones.
Boy I ain't gonna kiss your dirty ass. 'I'm making out with this piece of fudge and strawberry! I'm kissing the fridge man..'

Kissing prank 

Where a bunch of uncharismatic fucktards stage 'practical jokes' in which they walk up to and kiss 'random' girls. Realistically, the girl(s) are set up or paid beforehand and then re-used in different footage wearing different hair dye to make it look like there's more girls in the video than there actually are. Despite the videos taking zero talent and effort to make, the creators swell with views and subscribers anyway, making thousands of youtube moneyz and fame>not fame.
"Hey, man! You seen that new kissing prank that was uploaded to youtube?"

"Yes. It makes me want an alien invasion to wipe out our existence."

"Come on, bro! It's funny!"

"It's not."
Kissing prank by Dat1guy69 January 25, 2016

International Kissing Your Crush Day 

Between 7th and 10th May, find the courage to make a move on your crush and kiss him/her. What are you waiting for??
-Hey can I kiss you, it's international kissing your crush day!
- Sure!
A wonderful outgoing person, Very gorgeous and loving but does not know how to control a temper and let's little thighs get to them.
You are a kissia if you are loving and mean at the sametime
kissia by Blackisblack June 18, 2018

Sloppy Kissinger 

A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.
When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"

practice kissing 

An excuse gay guys (some who aren't really gay) use to kiss all the hot girls.
Bryce: "I walked in on Bobby kissing my girlfriend today!"
John: "It's okay, bro, he's gay, they're just practice kissing."