would you kindly

A mind control term from the game Bioshock, used to control the actions of your character, "Jack".
Can be used on friends to hopefully, subconsciously, get them to do things for you, and make you think you've just controled their mind.

"Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy?" -Frank Fontaine, Bioshock

"Hey man, grab me a beer, would you kindly?"

by Bob Ferapples January 3, 2009

We Don't Take Kindly

We don't take kindly means that we take offense, or dislike whoever or whatever type of people are being spoken to.

Skeeter: Hey! Panda Bear! We don't take kindly your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down skeeter, he ain't hurting nobody.

by WGF_Crafty September 26, 2014

Kindly fuck off

When someone uses this phrase (“kindly fuck off”) it means what it says. GO AWAY. and “kindly” is just added in there to hurt you less. Now I’m being honest when I say this: if someone ever says this to you, you have 2 options. 1: get the hell away from them. Or 2: tell them to be nicer.

Guy 1: yo... wanna go for coffee? ;))
Girl 1: no... (kindly fuck off) please.

by Anniewasia ;)) January 3, 2019

kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

thankya kindly

a different way of sayin thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

mate: ive got u an oz of green
me: y thankya kindly pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jewish soviet December 14, 2009

Kinidy (Kini)

A very awesome girl. Almost every guy thinks she's awesome, and all the girls. Characterized by being very tickilish, liking soft toy animals, and being extremely flexible. She is usually found chilling with guys like Reece, Kaden, or Azuka. She is not a tomboy. She's too cool for that. Usually good looking. You have been warned.

Whoa guys, it's Kinidy (Kini). Come on let's go chill with her.
Is Kinidy (Kini) here?
Where's Kinidy (Kini)?

by OMG YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS June 8, 2014

kindly keyin

a pogger youtuber who makes baldi's basics mods and mobile game content

Person 1: I was watching kindly keyin and forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: Oh he's that pog youtuber?
Person 1: Ye.

by justagame December 10, 2021