King James 

the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.

Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"

Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"

Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"

King James by romario187 December 11, 2011

King James 

1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.

1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.

King James by combat_rock November 8, 2003

king james 

1.LeBron James

2.This guy from a bible

King (LeBron) James >>>>>>>>>>> King James

king james by L SSSSSSquared August 25, 2006

king james 

lebron james

king james cant dunk but he rains them 3's

king james by king james the 3rd February 22, 2009

King James 

a long hair, normally by itself randomly.

ewww, i got a King James on my chest

King James by James Green May 26, 2005

King James 

When you need to take a shit, and it's starting to peek out. This will also happen as you're "taking talents to south beach" or "Make LeBron a Free Agent"

GAWDDAMMIT! I need to get to the bathroom quick! I ate that damn Chipotle, and 'King James' is making an entrance!

King James by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

King James 

A sandwich created by urban legend King James Royalty. It consists of a cheese steak made Philly style (with cheese wiz) French fries stacked on top, served in a wrap that is not cut in half with a side of ketchup. Horrible for your health but amazing for your taste buds.

Dam nigga I gosta get me one of dem King James's I've been hearin bout. Ya das whats up.

King James by Anton Andresen July 23, 2008