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Kife

the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"

fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"
by harviedo November 18, 2007
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Kife

dirty, or nasty.
usually used to describe someone or something.
"ew thats kife!"
"this tastes kife!"
"did you here about scotia" "yeah shes kife"
by wastexcase October 12, 2008
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Kife

Can only be defined by examples.
Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.

Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.

Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.

Kife is when you lose something.

Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.

Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
by Mr.Goatee4Kris September 11, 2009
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kife

A sexually attractive female. The term uber-kife describes the single most attractive kife in a particular context. ki-eef is in the upper quartile of kife just below the uber. Koife is drunken 'easy' kife, i.e. you would!. Anti-kife is self-explanitary.
The girl at the bar is well kife!
by Phil & TUV May 12, 2006
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kife

She's so kife.
by SaM October 18, 2003
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kife

To take or steal. Variant of kipe.
I was low on money so I was forced to kife a box of Twinkies from the 7-Eleven.
by Chris Charles December 9, 2002
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kife

by Anonymous September 7, 2003
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