by Braddockbracley January 14, 2023
Get the Kerwinmug. A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!"
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
by LeezyXO October 23, 2011
Get the Kerwinmug. A kerwinator can be described as a internet occupying relay made of deep friend corn coating over a highly resilient set of out of this world circuitry, whose throughput increases with uptime (overclocking)
After constantly finding themselves in the red, the rock band System of a Down wanted to improve their infra and operations, so they got in touch with the kerwinator
by da-real-anon June 25, 2018
Get the Kerwinatormug. Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.
Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.
by Jason Lyth June 23, 2008
Get the Kerwin's Kollegemug. by Shake shaved September 13, 2016
Get the mr kerwinmug. Here’s the refined version with humble and heartfelt leadership included:
Full Kerwin (verb)
Definition: To execute at a high level with a combination of excellence, precision, and humble, heartfelt leadership; to perform in a way that inspires others through both skill and character.
Example:
Full Kerwin (verb)
Definition: To execute at a high level with a combination of excellence, precision, and humble, heartfelt leadership; to perform in a way that inspires others through both skill and character.
Example:
“Sarah went Full Kerwin on the quarterly sales report, delivering exceptional results that exceeded expectations while leading her team with humility and genuine care.”
by Wal2240 October 23, 2024
Get the Full Kerwinmug. A smaller man with a large ego. Usually with a square shaped head. Mostly found in the mountains of the lake district.
by Macho Man Randy Cabbage June 5, 2024
Get the Kerwinmug.