Kerwin

Sexy beast with the hots for grace

Person 1: Is that Brad Pitt?
Person 2: OMG it is. He is such a kerwin!

by Braddockbracley January 14, 2023

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Kerwin

A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.

Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!"

Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*

Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"

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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."

by LeezyXO October 23, 2011

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Kerwinator

A kerwinator can be described as a internet occupying relay made of deep friend corn coating over a highly resilient set of out of this world circuitry, whose throughput increases with uptime (overclocking)

After constantly finding themselves in the red, the rock band System of a Down wanted to improve their infra and operations, so they got in touch with the kerwinator

by da-real-anon June 25, 2018

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Kerwin's Kollege

Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.

Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.

by Jason Lyth June 23, 2008

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Kerwin

The Guy with a lot of leadership and lots of game. The cool guy that keeps his calm. Kind and Charming man. Highly bright, educated and intelligent all rolled up in one. A friend to all.

Hi Kerwin!!! /Hey Kerwin!!!

by loverboy307 March 5, 2024

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